Stevil Laundry Loves You

I don't really use this blog, I mostly forget that it exists.

I was reading through it today.

Most of the actual posts are from almost two years ago, seeing as they are about being overdue in my pregnancy.

Well... here I am again... overdue again... a whole day overdue.

I have discovered a small amount of patience since the last time, I see.

I'd like this kid to join my family now, but really... I like my sleep.

Now the booze thing is funny, because it is based on a 3 hour drinking period. Now, I've never drank more than 23 glasses of Scotch in 3 hours, because I am not that rich, but I'm sure I've come close to 23 glasses of beer.

It would take 23 shots of Scotch to kill me

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1. Who is your man? Beowulf, no Daefyd, no Patrick.... I'll take them all!
2. How long have you been together? 5 years hitched, 4 years dating
3. How long did you date? Almost exactly 4 years
4. How old is your man? 29 (almost)
5. Who eats more? Me.... oh my yes
6. Who said I love you first? He did, I was in a weird place and was afraid to say it back.
7. Who is taller? He is.
8. Who sings better? Um... him.... by FAR
9. Who is smarter? Sometimes me... sometimes him, but mostly me.
10. Whose temper is worse? He gets the rage, but I go psycho.
11. Who does the laundry? Me.
12. Who takes out the trash? He does, but only because I threatened him.
13. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? He does, but he hates it.
14. Who pays the bills? Me.
15. Who is better with the computer? Me. Although he spends FAR more time on it than I do.
16. Who mows the lawn? If we had a lawn, he would.
17. Who cooks dinner? Him... if he wants to eat hairless food.
18. Who drives when you are together? We both equally hate driving, so it is fairly equal.
19. Who is the most stubborn? HA! Poor Daefyd, he doesn't have a chance... unless stubbornness is genetic.
20. Whose parents do you like the most? I like my parents... because they are my parents, his parents are great though.
21. Who kissed who first? He kissed me. Which if you know us... is actually very odd.
22. Who asked out who? We've never been on a real... date.
23. Who proposed? He did. Don't ask about the story... it is really boring.
24. Who has more friends? He does, by far.
25. Who has more siblings? I win on that one.

Current Location: knee deep in a glass of wine
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Daefyd kicking the snail

Which one looks most like me?

Current Mood: blah

4 days overdue feels like a million years.

Current Mood: anxious

Well, it seems that I am still pregnant.

It is now August, I think I've had enough.

I also really hate Bell... they like to add features without my permission and then wonder why I am cancelling it, even though it costs an extra 50 dollars a month, and then they try to upsell me on a whack of features I don't need. So, I told the lady that I hate Bell and when my contract is up in February, I am never going to be their customer ever again... regardless of the fact that my super pension plan now owns them.

Hmmm... sometimes I wonder is it is the fact that I am 9 months pregnant that makes me so miserable, but then I have 10 people on my MSN list confirm that Bell sucks and that I am not crazy.

Huzzah.

Current Location: Home
Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Soap Opera in the background.

My dog is very sick.

All day yeasterday he has had gradually more and more runny stool. Now it has blood in it.

He threw up several times last night.

He is still eating and drinking and playing.

I have a vet appointment for him today, but his vet is pretty useless and I don't trust her whatsoever, but I want him to get better... and I don't want him to make me sick... seeing as the doctor said the baby could come at any time now.

Hmmm... someone needs to fix my puppy. Apparently copious amounts of love isn't working...

Current Location: Home
Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: None Whatsoever

Imagine That
Written by Jeff Moss
sung by Ernie (Jim Henson)

Sometimes I imagine
That I would like to be
A knight in shining armor
In a castle by the sea

A knight in shining armor with a princess by my side
I'd have a magic feather and a horse that I could ride
And the king would say, "Sir Ernie, you're so handsome and so brave
Please rid us of this dragon breathing fire in his cave"

And I'd get on my horse and I'd start to ride
I'd travel my way through the countryside
I'd come at last to the dragon's cave
And I'd yell, "Mr. Dragon, you'd better behave!"
And the dragon would be so scared of me
That he'd run away, and the kingdom would be free!

And I'd tip my hat
Imagine that
Imagine thaaaaaaaat
Imagine that!

Sometimes I imagine
That I would like to be
A daring bold explorer
Sailing far across the sea

I'd set out on a sailing ship to find a distant land
I'd gaze across the ocean with my telescope in hand
And the captain would say, "Ernie, there's a big storm drawing near,
You're our finest bravest sailor; you must grab the wheel and steer!"

And I'd grab the wheel in the wind and rain
I'd steer the ship through the hurricane
I'd guide the ship with a steady hand
I'd lead the way toward a brand new land
I'd spy the land lying safe and near
And I'd cry "Land-ho!", and the crew would cheer!

And I'd tip my hat
Imagine that
Imagine thaaaaaaat
Imagine that!

Sometimes I imagine
That I would like to be
A person who's named Ernie
Who looks quite a lot like me

Who likes the things that I like
And who does the things I do
And I don't have to imagine
Because I'm Ernie!
Me, that's who!

(nifty Ernie laugh)

And I'd tip my hat
Imagine that
Imagine thaaaaaaat
Imagine that!

Current Location: Home
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Imagine That

I am very thankful that I got pregnant and I get to enjoy the love of having this bizarre thing kick me from inside out and stretch my skin beyond recognition.

I am actually very thankful for all of this - aches and pains and sleepless nights and irritability and all.

I only have one monthish to go and it is very frigtening.

I did the Hospital Tour today and was relatively unimpressed... bored is a better word, but while I was there there were a lot of mothers walking around with their babies... in carts etc. which was pleasant to watch... but then this womyn picked up a teeny tiny baby and held it against her and I started to cry - not enough that anyone noticed, but I was so moved that some day soon, if everything goes well, I'd have one of those teeny tiny people to hold up to me, and I can't even imagine how that is going to feel.

Oh my...

So thankful...

Current Location: Home
Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Touched by an Angel theme song

So, stevillaundry, your LiveJournal reveals...



You are... 33% unique
(blame, for example, your interest in two jobs while pregnant)
and 0% herdlike.
When it comes to friends you are lonely. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please.

Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is simplistic.

Your overall weirdness is: 66

(The average level of weirdness is: 27.
You are weirder than 95% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!

Current Mood: bitchy

Well... here I go

I have no more interest in blogspot. It made me angry... like Ralph Wiggum.

I'm going to try this, and lets see how it goes.


Being all baby making, I thought it would be nice to post things here, even though U have no idea hw to use this program. Maybe I'll figure it out, maybe I'll abandon it in a week... we'll see.

Well, it seems that I found the tech-stupid menu that tells me how to do everything. That is a good thing. I really have nothing to say right now, so... that is all...

Current Location: Home
Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Crappy TV in the background